Dissipated in Dallas: or, Guy’s 28th birthday

My younger brother Guy turned 28 this week, and we naturally celebrated with a rakish toast to the good life on a cerulean day here in Dallas (proudly the 24th most sustainable city in the USA). In the resplendence of a halcyon April afternoon, his dignified birthday celebration soon degenerated into vulgar dissipation.

Nourished by March Madness and Central Market's expansive selection of sparkling wine and scintillating ales, Guy's Elysian birthday ended with loosened ties, a pressurized Vindicator water gun, and good humor.

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