You may be thinking, from my recent adventures, that I am accomplished at golf only. Not so! At the Ayuddhaya elephant kraal, I am renowned as the elephant whisperer. From the day I discovered the extraordinary 100% organic Ele-Poo fertilizer, to today when with a whisper, a cucumber, and a shake of my head, I was able to calm this wild elephant — one quickly realizes that I’m a lot more than the Manny Pacquiao of golf.
Many of you have been to visit the kraal with me and have seen these astonishing skills for yourself. Today my aunt visited and on her first day in Thailand, it was straight to Ayuddhaya, naturally, for the elephants and the Sam Khok diet.